Ripe and Ready to eat

Sorry, everyone took a little vacation over the holiday weekend :)

BigFoo places a sticker on my butt that reads "I'm Ripe and Ready to Eat". Later Lil'Foo sees it and says "Mama there's a sticker on your butt!!!" I told him that daddy did it to me to which he scolded "you not suppose to do that!"

Lil'Foo introducing kitty to friends that came over for supper "That's my best friend kitty"

Lil'Foo's question while I am changing MiniFoo's diaper "Mama, does she have 2 pee-pees?"

Naked

When I returned home from work the other day Lil'Foo was in the hallway taking his time getting his pull up on. I came over to say hi to him and this is what I got instead....

Lil'Foo: "Look mama, I negged (naked)"
Lil'Foo then proceeds to stick his butt up in the air for me to see...
Lil'Foo: "Look mama, Look!"

What a nice welcome home from my wonderful Lil'Foo :)

Pregnancy Pant Intervention

So BigFoo feels that there needs to be a "Pregnancy Pant Intervention" on my behalf. Why? Because it has been 5 months since I gave birth to MiniFoo and I still wear my materity jeans. And why do I still where them? Well, I could come up with numerous reasons....
1) They fit
2) They were $40+ dollars to buy for less than 9 months of wear
3) You can't tell they are maternity pants unless my shirts come up too far and you see the large cloth belly band
But in my defense, I did retire these from wearing them to work and "fancy" public places. I have limited their use to the weekends, over to the neighbors, to Cub, Home Depot and any other place that I am not as concerned what other people think. I have also held on to them because I have a limited supply of "regular" clothes and when you have a little one that likes to spit up on herself and you then you need multiple items to change into during the day so you aren't sitting in your underwear while the laundry is going.
Now I know that Stacy and Clinton on What Not to Wear would slap me across the face for what I just said but it's true and I don't have $5000 to buy a whole new wardrobe or add to what I have. Not that what I have is spectacular either but it doesn't have to be because I am in a job where some days boxes and equipment get me dirty and it would be the day that I wear something nice that I would get dirty. Not to mention I don't have time to take care of expensive clothing, I need stuff that I can just throw in the wash, dry it and wear it.
So thank you to my sister-in-law for the gift card to Old Navy because they have practical/in the budget clothing when you can find what you want that fits :)

My 3 year old the Planner

So now Lil'Foo has become a little planner. Almost everynight when he goes to bed we have to have a discussion on what he will do the next day otherwise he won't go to sleep. Here is how the conversations go:

Lil'Foo: I go to OY's (his friend across the street) house tomorrow?
Me: Maybe but you have to go to J's (daycare) first.
Lil'Foo: And then OY's house?
Me: We will have to see if OY can play.(not wanting to commit to something that might not happen)
Lil'Foo: I have pancakes, then go to J's and then call if OY can play?
Me: Yes
Lil'Foo: OY is at his grandparents and TY (OY's Dad) is sick.
Me: Oh, they are?
Lil'Foo: Yes
Me: Okay, well you can still go outside when you get home from J's
Lil'Foo: okay, I have pancakes, then go to J's, then go outside, and watch a movie.
Me: we will see if we can fit that all in.

Then it is finally on to the goodnights, I love you's and finally sleep :)

I love that!

Lil'Foo to Kitty: "Kitty, Kitty look at my new shoes"

Lil'Foo: Mama! Look there's poop in my diaper
Me: Oh, that's just a skid mark
Lil'Foo: A skid mark?

Lil'Foo on Commercials:
Lil'Foo: Mama, what's that?
Me: Those are Aqua Dots
Lil'Foo: Oh, I LOVE Aqua Dots
Rinse and repeat for each commercial

For good measure I do remind Lil'Foo that just because he loves something doesn't mean he's going to get it.

The things we do for our children

Playdoh Patrick Star and Spongebob Squarepants
Now drying for LittleFoo to play with tomorrow.

Too much SpongeBob??

LittleFoo: I wanna watch Spongebob
Me: Spongebob isn't on right now and it is WAY past your bed time
LittleFoo: Oh Barnacles!


BigFoo: Some sugar for my sugar


LittleFoo: What's that smell? What's that smell? I think Mama farted. (which I hadn't!!)

Hot houses and camo pants

BigFoo: "It is kind of hot in this house hon, especially when you walked in"

Conversation about pants that I was looking at online, I was looking at black ones and BigFoo saw that they came in camo print also....

Me: not much of a camo gal
BigFoo: mmm, but how those shapes would move on that sweet butt of yours
Me: oh good lord! :p

"It's not my fault"

Last night LittleFoo started claiming that everything wasn't his fault.
While in the tub splashing water all over he was told to stop and he claims "It's not my fault"
While throwing away a paper plate with mustard an mayo on it and getting it all over the place "It's not my fault"
I didn't like hearing this claim so I explained to him that he is the only one around, there are not 10 kids here doing it so it IS your fault. While I was saying this I realized that this probably wasn't the best approach and was probably way over his understanding but to my amazement LittleFoo replies...
"You're right Mama, you're right"

Welcome to my Blog

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Unforgettable One Liners from my husband who we will call BigFoo and my 3 year old son who we will call LittleFoo (I will add my daughter, MiniFoo, when she starts talking) I thought it would be fun to record these to share and look back on when we need a laugh or two.
WARNING: My BigFoo's one liners will sound a lot like pick up lines you would hear in a bar and I do not recommed anyone trying these out in public unless you want to get the following reactions: rolling of eyes, shaking of head in dissappointment, sarcastic laughter etc. These will contain sexual innuendo.

ENJOY!!!