Friday, July 27, 2007

The Lost Poop

Lil'Foo: "Oh, I lost it!"
BigFoo: "lost what?"
Lil'Foo: "My poop, where'd it go?" as he is peering in to the potty
BigFoo: "Oh, it's down there hiding, you just can't see it" as he is peering into the potty with Lil'Foo
Lil'Foo: "Oh, I'm gonna make another one"

To the Extreme

To the extreme I rock the mic like a vandal
Light up the stage and watch it jump like a candle
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow

Okay that is not really what my title means but it came to mind when I wrote it. Ah, yes the 90's and white rappers like Vanilla Ice, gotta love it :)

So every morning for me is completely different and I have yet to figure out a happy medium. One morning I can sleep until 7 am and still get in the shower before the kids even wake up and still get out of the house on time for work. Then I have mornings like Wednesday...or was it Tuesday? See! I can't even remember!! Anyway, Lil'Foo wakes up at the ungodly time of 5:55 am and comes into our room and this conversation happens:

Lil'Foo: "Mama, Mama, What time is it?"
Me: "it's 5:55, way too early to be up"
Lil'Foo: "Well, sometimes it happens"....."Mama! Wook MiniFoo awake!"
Now I HAVE to get up!

And can you believe that the majority of the time that I am running late for work are the days that I am up eariler?!?

Monday, July 9, 2007

Boobies

Lil'Foo has now become interested in my boobs so here are some of the comments/questions he has come up with recently....

Lil'Foo: Mama, You got muscles? (pointing to my boobs)
Me: Kinda, these are my boobs


Lil'Foo: Mama, is this your bra?
Me: Yes
Lil'Foo: Your boobs go in there?
Me: Yes they do.


Lil'Foo: Mama, is this your boob? (patting my boob as he is asking)
Me: Yes
Lil'Foo: You need to tape those down (I have no idea where this thought came from and probably will never will!)

I will never understand the facination boys/men have with boobs! :)

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Caveman

While watching a prehistoric episode of Spongebob....

Lil'Foo: Mama! What's that??
Me: That's a Caveman picking his nose....It kinda looks like you
Lil'Foo: NO MAMA! It's Daddy

And we all erupt in laughter :)

Monday, July 2, 2007

Sucess?

We now have 2 full weeks of potty training under our belts with Lil'Foo and it seems as though we have sucess! We will try hard not to let our guard down though! We have some how gone from a step stool and potty seat on the regular toilet to no step stool and no extra potty seat in two small weeks! This has allowed us to got to friends houses and out different places with Lil'Foo with no issues or accidents. I think it helps that we have a portable timer that reminds us that he needs to go too. Etiher way we are all VERY happy about this accoplishment that Lil'Foo has done!!!! And for your enjoyment here are a few quotes from the lil' one himself.....

"Mama, hurry up I got to pee!!"
"Just go away, I'm pooping"
"Are you proud of me?"

And some that we have taught him to say....
"I pitty the Foo!"
"I ain't go no time for that jibba jabba!"

More to follow soon, I am sure the 4th of July will bring some :)