What did he say??

While shopping with a tired LilFoo the other day at Target we passed the shoes and he exclaimed "Shoes!" To which I replied sarcastically "yes, do you need some?" as he ran to the end of the shoe aisle while other mothers and children watched and then he yelled "Bitches" as another mother and I looked at each other in shock and she replied, "I'm sure that's not what he said" It is sure what it sounded like though and I said "I sure hope not!" I went down the aisle to see what my charming little boy was so excited about and when I got there he said "Look Mama see?!" and out of relief I chucked and said "OH! BENches!" to which I could hear the other mother chuckle in the other aisle. And of course the excitement was that he found something that he could sit down and relax on.

Other things said in the store that day:

"We're gonna get Chicken nuggies"
"Mama, go down there, I want to see the scrubbing bubbles" (I'm telling ya, the kid is branded for life!)

Was that a compliment?

So last weekend we got some strawberries, angel food cake and cool whip to make some strawberry shortcake. LilFoo was a little hesitant on trying it so we were explaining what angel food cake and cool whip were to encourage him to try it. So this is how we explained cool whip:
Light, fluffy and sweet. To which BigFoo added, "just like Mama!"
Now I know he was really trying to be nice but guys, NEVER use the word fluffy if you are trying to compliment a woman!!
Fluffy might describe me but it is definitely not a compliment! Good thing I can laugh it off! :)

What exactly is under those American Idol Clothes??

So Lil'Foo has once again has surprised us. While watching American Idol this last week while the girl Syesha was singing Lil'Foo and I had the following conversation:

LilFoo: Mama what is she wearing?
Me: A very pretty dress
LilFoo: What is under her dress?
Me: (with a little hesitation) Her body.
LilFoo: And....
Me: And what?
LilFoo: A bra
Me: Yes she has a bra on
LilFoo: And what's in the bra?
Me: (with more hesitation, but knowing what he's going to say) What do you think is in the bra?
LilFoo: BOOBIES!!!!

Is he too young to learn this much of the anatomy of the body??

More things from the little head of LilFoo:
"Are we watching this AGAIN? Everytime we watch this!"
"I am so disappointed"
Has nicknamed his sister by removing the "a" at the end and replacing it with "lou"